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THE WORD: “IF YOU REJECT CRITICISM, YOU ONLY HARM YOURSELF; BUT IF YOU LISTEN TO CORRECTION, YOU GROW IN UNDERSTANDING.” (Proverbs 15:32)

WHO’S THE RICHEST DEPT.HEAD IN ZC?

WHO’S said as the richest department head of our LGU here—I mean in the city gov’t of Zamboanga?

“Clue dao pencing pabor?” c Bogs ya alsa mano, dol na clase kta ste.

“Dale lang kanamon su initials pencing,” otro tamen ste c Ador ya entra paka cuchara mal labao siempre.
“Yo pencing sabe yo,” aba c Nado de alla,alla tampa sabe tamen.
“Aber kien man dao?”
“Engineer le pencing,” c Bogs ya man answer.
“Hindee.”
“Accountant le, pencing,”  c Ador tamen ya constesta.

“Hinde’ pa siempre.”
“Lawyer le pencing,” c Nado de monte ta precura tamen contesta  de chamba.
“Hinde’ siempre.”
“Doctor, pencing!” c Bogs ya grita dol carabao, dol asegurao gat le.

AY amboott!!

SOMEBODY WILL THROW PARTY FOR MEDIA?

ACCORDING to one flatterer of one top politician, his boss will throw a big X’mas party for the media here.
“If nobody here from our top city echelon will throw such an annual Christmas affair for the media here, we’ll throw it for you, so that we won’t look demoralized and seriously appearing as vanquished (psychologically) by the Misuari-led Sept. bloody siege,” the source hinted.
THIS source, however, failed to name the supposed bigwig in politics here. But that he’s also a biz-man known in the community.
Quien gaha’ se huh?

Abanggan!!

2ND NAPOLES in ZC?

THERE’s this new ‘talk’ of a second Napoles in mi ciudad de Zamboanga. Ste dao mas pa ki cunel otro Napoles, cay bien kayuman dao gat ste.

Ese pahh!

NOT ALL DESERVE AS ‘HEROES’

SOME well-respected sectors in mi ciudad de Zamboanga were upset why the hell award some craps undeserving of such in the first place?
“THOSE who well deserved those awards are you people from the media, because you went out there-- risking your lives, so the people would be well informed and well updated about that bloody crisis that happened to for almost a month,” they pointed out in dismay.

“Deberas se Jun, cay porke man sila man award cunaquellos yan palpak na ila trabaho durante kel siege?” a certain Jerry who declined to give his full name, rued over the awarding event.

Ese pah!

BRGY POLL PROTESTS

THERE were protest/s reportedly launched by certain bets who were beaten in the last Nov. 25 special brgy. polls here.

ONE barangay was said marred by a near fracas due to the supposed protest.
“Ya man waras pencing, cay amo gane’ perdido dao,” c Bogs ya tamen tampa sabe.
“Tiene dao lli, mujer pa dao, ya rompe’ kete rompe’ dao cunel mga curtina y otro pa decoracion durante era ila victory party,” c Ador ya pega’ su intriga ya tamen.

“Hinde’ kel cay ya perde, sino nuay dao invita cunele,” c Nado de alla, alla, ya aclara cun Ador.
Alli bos Ador! de monte lang combos ya ace entende.

HIV/AIDS CASES DISCOVERED IN EVAC SITE/S?

THIS is the so alarming part of the many sad reports filtering in to pencing.
“Don’t you know that there are positive cases of HIV/AIDS already found in the evac center?” the source informed.

THE source said these stumbled HIV/AID cases in certain evacuees must have been contaminated from those so-called silent fly-by-nights who usually trade their flesh for a certain fee along the known commercial section right in our downtown area.
AND their whereabouts right now?
“We really don’t know if they’re now well placed in an isolation area by our health authorities to prevent its possible wide spread or not,” the source expressed his fears.
ALLI gayot, cay c tiene pa mas losdemas man sunkal cunesos,na dipicil ya kta ste, cay bien manada gat all idol pe’ro loko, bien pilyastron gayot, specialmente aquellos hinde’ ta cgi se advice di Dr. Rodel Agbulos. Tres or cuatro ba se debe cigi: 1.) Abstinence 2.) Be faithful and 3.) Condom.

“IF you fail to practice such safety measures in your sex escapades, surely you can be inflicted with the deadly disease of our modern age,” Dr. Agbulos, I remember, as always warning those intensely perverted in sex.

No lang era!




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