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Laughter is yet man’s best medicine

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(Enlightenment—Passage of the Day)

Q.) WHY IS IT UNLESS WE BECOME SONS AND DAUGHTERS OR TRUE CHILDREN OF GOD, WE CANNOT INHERIT HIS KINGDOM IN HEAVEN?

A.) “VERILY I SAY UNTO YOU, EXCEPT YE BE CONVERTED, AND BECOME AS LITTLE CHILDREN, YE SHALL NOT ENTER INTO THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN.”(MATTHEW 18:3). Email: jayfeliciano2@yahoo.com

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HUMOROUS people are happy people. They can be very infectious to us—I mean its virus which is a good one, is very infectious to so many in need of such virus to help cause a complete turnaround from their being bad or evil to being blessed good in their daily lives. And, when such a good virus spawned from a humor, metamorphoses into a laughter, then it can result to a healthy life in us.

THROUGH my research, a good, hearty laugh relieves physical tension and stress, leaving your muscles relaxed for up to 45 minutes after laughter  boosts the immune system. Laughter decreases stress hormones and increases immune cells and infection-fighting antibodies, thus, improving your resistance to disease.

I‘M one of them so much infected with such a good virus that can suddenly draw one good big laugh from my end.

AND, one guy he’d hate me to name him in public for being such a modest person that he is, is pretty worthy enough to entice this corner into featuring one, two or three, and even up to a lot more of his bagful in humorous skills.

AND,as far as I can recall that day when he, for the nth time, caught me flat-footed with his usual fantastic humor gigs, I’d like to share a pair of them to you:

“A taxi driver having a lone passenger he believed to be a nun. Then, while in transit en-route to her supposed destination that one evening in the middle of the busy streets of New York City, he engaged her in an animated conversation: (taxi driver): “I have never kissed a nun in my life, sister.”(nun): “ May I help you, then?” (taxi driver): “How, sister?”

The nun told him he’d get one big kiss from her on condition he’d bring her straight to her destination that fast sans any delay. The taxi driver agreed. Then, the nun told him to transfer near her at the backseat where she was sitting elegantly in her white attire like any other nun. Then, she gave him a huge kiss that turned more passionately as both went on to embrace each other tightly. (taxi driver): “Now, sister, I can bring you fast to your destination.” On reaching her destination,  there it was, a motel with all the noise inside, as if everybody was having fun. Then the taxi driver asked his nun-passenger, “What’s going on in there, sister?” (nun): “We’re having our own white party, that’s why I’m dressed all whiteto look like a nun.. I’m a gay, my brother.” Ese pa!;

(2ND EPISODE): An 18-year old youth tried to evade a pursuing army officer out to draft him in the military, and instead asked the help of a nun if she could hide him inside her skirt. (nun): “Yes, come and do your hiding as you wish.” (pursuing army officer) “Have you seen a young guy running this way?” (nun): “Yes, he ran to that direction.” While the pursuing army officer followed the wrong trail and was already out of sight, the youth came out from the nun’s skirt, and thanked her for helping him avoid the required military draft in the USA. Then, he was all praise, and thanked her, adding, “I saw your fine and smooth legs, sister. I appreciate it very much. Again, thank you, sister.” (nun): “But, haven’t you seen my two balls, as well?”Ese pa! Marengol ya tamen! Also, trying to evade drafting into the military. Whoa!

YOU want some more, huh?

Don’t worry, there might be more, I promise, to kilik you to the bones. And, that’s good, for laughter is, indeed, the best medicine to one’s health, like yours and mine. Haha,hah, hah.. (By Jun Feliciano) (30)




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