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Five ways to find Mr Right...by Mr Wrong

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1.Mr.Right will NOT be found inside a club, pub or bar. This is the lair of the lothario and the lair of the loser. Spend more time walking through parks, attending painting classes and generally carrying out a lifestyle fitting of the film Amelie.

2. Mr.Right might start off as Mr. Overly Keen. Your sexual prowess is our weakness women of the world. Make him wait and if he sticks around he might just be the man for you. Unless you are hitting on me, in which case lose all inhibitions immediately please.

3. Mr.Right will make you feel like a princess at all times, he should be someone who celebrates your greatness and bends over backwards to ensure your happiness not vice versa. See Katie Price for inspiration, she has already gone through about four of them.

4. Mr.Right will notice the un-noticeable about you. I don't mean the new barnet or "delicious" Jimmy Choo heels you've just bought, but something more along the lines of the way you get one gorgeous dimple on the right side of your lips when you laugh loudly. If a man finds these details, he's worth a shot.

5. Mr.Right is not a singular entity. They say that there is someone for everyone, which is hogwash as there are many somebodies for everybody. If heartbreak has left you crestfallen and resigned to a life of cats, 'Sex and the City' re-runs and sensible flats you need a good kick up the bottom. Get out there, because another chap will know not to waste your precious self like the first pillock may have done.




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